In light of the election, the conversation keeps coming up about old this old that, but I’m hosting the world’s first-ever “Sexiest President Alive”, ranked as follows:

S-tier: You come to the speeches for different reasons
A-tier: It takes longer to read the textbook as you get lost in their eyes
B-tier: Striking, their energy is enough to carry them
C-tier: You’re sure they have a firm handshake and a weird uncle vibe
D-tier: Politics come first
F-tier: Wow

In no way is this a jab at any one of these presidents’ achievements or personal values, it is an unbiased assessment of what I believe makes a visually pleasing president. It is especially important to realize that you do not have to be a striking young man to be a president – it can be anyone who is willing to put in the work.